How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.