How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

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What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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