Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.