Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.