What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.