What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.