What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter