What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives