What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds