What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .