How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again