Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long