When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"