What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...