What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years