How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.