How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.