Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.