How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !