What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent