What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms