How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.