How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark