How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.