What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood