What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to