What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.