What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar