What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Samoan Jokes More Samoan Jokes

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!