What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Samoan Jokes More Samoan Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!