Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.