Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.