What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi