What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.