How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry