How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.