How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.