How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.