How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.