How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.