How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish