How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you