How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.