How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.