How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!