How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.