A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
None, because chauvinists can't change anything.
One. But he wishes it took two.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.