A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
The lightbulb works fine...
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.