How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.