Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Previous Random Joke Next

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop