Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!