Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!