How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.