What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!