What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks