What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.