What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.