What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Windows 10.

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His significant udder.

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Cows are real.

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When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.