What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.