What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.