Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.