Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
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None, that's a hardware issue.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because he couldn't commit.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
A PDFile.
They were too GUI.
Nothing.
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
Too-whit-to-why
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
The age
They both have Sandy Claws.
A. Betty White.
Edward Snowed-in
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Moussaka
a Basilian.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
One's wanted.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
