Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.