Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.