Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Who pays?

Germany.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house