Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house