Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house