Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Bannister Jokes More Bannister Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!