Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.