What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs