What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.