A condescending con descending.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
He went to the Shell station.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Because all they do is look down at people.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
