How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears