What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?