What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.