Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?