Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal