Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.