Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.