What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.