What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!