Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!