Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.