Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.