What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.