What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave